Tuesday, September 2, 2014

the-pursuit-of-yaoi:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

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meowth, control yourself

I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E

reach-for-thee-skyy:

phoenix-aflame:

deadm4nwalking:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

I just can’t

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how bad the puns on this site are getting

get out.

That is the best pun EVER

"green B?" 

"leaf B?"

"B leaf?"

"Believ-

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(Source: the-frostiest-of-butts)

azurish:

"So, have you met any nice boys at college yet?"

*turns up Tegan and Sara*

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks)

aquariusshipper:

hart-2big:

aquariusshipper:

hcubedtrinity:

"I love Funfetti cake with Funfetti icing and I love scratch off tickets" - Grace (Not too Deep with Tyler Oakley)
"So I can honestly say that I never expected to find myself so deeply in love with someone who can’t get enough of Funfetti cake" - Hannah (MDK: A guide to eating, drinking, & going with your gut)

This is the best thing ever

maybe funfetti will be our always

You did not just say that

aquariusshipper:

hart-2big:

aquariusshipper:

hcubedtrinity:

"I love Funfetti cake with Funfetti icing and I love scratch off tickets" - Grace (Not too Deep with Tyler Oakley)

"So I can honestly say that I never expected to find myself so deeply in love with someone who can’t get enough of Funfetti cake" - Hannah (MDK: A guide to eating, drinking, & going with your gut)

This is the best thing ever

maybe funfetti will be our always

You did not just say that

Fuck that turdy bitch

(Source: ayoutuberobsession)

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

sassyvause:

The OITNB fandom waiting for season 3

(Source: ohgodvause)

Monday, September 1, 2014

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

sky-loons:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

This went from being inappropriate, to being scary an to just being something sad…

(Source: rialxoan)

(Source: trashboat)

slipandslut:

mamrie hart’s many psuedonymns during hurricane hangout

stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this

(Source: jewmingle)

The life you have left is a gift. Cherish it. Enjoy it now, to the fullest. Do what matters, now. Leo Babauta (via observando)